
...my mother needs a head COUNT
so she can know how big a brisket to get.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 8

Count the second:
The accused exceeded...
The Big Bang Theory Season 4, Episode 21

...I can always COUNT on you
to step up and ruin everything.
The Big Bang Theory Season 4, Episode 7

The letter was found in Bernadette's closet.
Doesn't that COUNT for something?
The Big Bang Theory Season 6, Episode 19

A crazy person in a cape
doesn't COUNT.
The Big Bang Theory Season 12, Episode 17