
...and your PENIS would droop
like a willow tree.
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 15

That makes more
sense than "PENIS."
The Big Bang Theory Season 5, Episode 7

I've got a robot hand
grasping a man's PENIS out here.
The Big Bang Theory Season 4, Episode 1

I'll lend you my username.
It's Wealthy Big Penis.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 4

Maybe he was too busy
writing clumsy PENIS metaphors
The Big Bang Theory Season 5, Episode 1